Architectural WMDs – X-acto Knife Ballista

Architects use a lot of tools that could be hazardous to your health if you’re not careful, ask anyone who has ever nearly lost a finger trying to cut chipboard in their 50th consecutive waking hour. An architectural weapon of mass destruction, though, isn’t made to hurt you on accident, it’s made to hurt someone else (nitpicking professor, guy still playing Cruise by Florida Georgia Line) on purpose. I give you the X-acto knife ballista:

AWMDs_Exacto ballista

You’re probably only gonna get one shot, so make it count. Happy hunting.

The author does not endorse the maiming or murder of other mammals, but really, Cruise is played out, fish are weird-lookin’ and if you can take down a bird with this thing then you’ve earned it.

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